Monday, September 15 - What the Deuce

Marc Chagall's painting of the La Mariee is a very interesting piece of work. It has a man towering over a women that looks nicely dressed. It also has a goat playing a cello. All of this is taking place inside a simple neighborhood. When marc was creating this he probably thought hatime of when he was walking around in his neighborhood one night. Thinking of all the wonders that hid in the dark colors of night. The goat playing the cello probably symbolizes that some things are not what they look like, and that people hid behind a mask of some sort. There is also a fish in the air hanging on to something. I have no explanation for that. The painting may also symbolize as a wedding. The people playing instruments could have been their entertainment. the Women in the picture has more light colors that make her pop out. This may be because the wedding day is usually the "brides" day. The man behind her could simply be escorting her home.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Mari%C3%A9e
I was right about the wedding!

Thursday, September 11 - Music critic

There were a few good things about this song, but there was also some things that were not so good. On the good side, this song has a nice steady beat that sores through the song along with a nice melody. The instrumentals are pretty good as well. On the down side of this song, you cant hear the vocalist that much. His voice is soft and he kind of blends his words together. Making it so you cant hear him as well. The hook is also pretty good though. It takes a few times of hearing to understand what he says. Whoever wrote the song probably thought a bout a time when he was kid. Another possibility is that he saw might have saw some kids running around.

Tuesday, September 9 - Film Review

The movie Hugo was a decent movie. I liked how the movie was lied out. I also liked the picture. It was a clear and well produced. The main character, Hugo, lived in London. One day he got bored and decided to go on an adventure to reach the top of Big Ben. He went through all these challenges that faced him. He reached the top of Big Ben, but this kid that was giving him troubles pushed him off, leaving Hugo dangling of the hand of the clock. Lucky for him, while he was dangling he saw a door that was in the shape of a huge one. He slung himself in the door and found missing artifacts from all over the world. things from wars, priceless paintings, and more. He decided to hurry up and leave it alone because whoever stored them up there, must have done it for a reason. He thought that it wasn't his place to do anything with the artifacts, let alone even knew that they existed.

Actual critic reviews:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970179/criticreviews

Summery of Hugo:
http://www.fandango.com/hugo_139935/plotsummary

Monday, September 8 - America, Fairyville?

Jessie is a fairy that is trying to make her way up to be head fairy. the only way that she can be head fairy is go through the task of all fairies first. The only one that she has left is the tooth fairy. She meets up with John, the stalk keeper, to get supplies that she will need. The first thing she gets is sleeping sand. When the kids are laying down, and they are not asleep, she will just have to sneak up the side of them and sprinkle a little bit in the corner of their eyes. The second thing she gets is a camouflage suit. when she puts this suit on, she will blend in with her surroundings, and practically become translucent. The third thing she gets are her wings. Tooth fairies have special wings that make them move faster then cheetahs, but as quite as someone stepping on a marshmallow. After Jessie gets her supplies, she is of on her first call. She flies to west green street to pic up two teeth from a 5 year old girl named Lucy. Jessie stands outside of her house wondering how she will get into the house. She decides to squeeze through the key whole. When she tumbles to the floor, there is a monster awaiting her. Jessie as never seen such a thing. Is stands on all fours with a long tail swinging back and forth . The mouth is open with a long tong with slob dripping off of it like a water faucet that wont turn completely off. The monster chargers at her snapping its mouth towards her. She dodges the beast and flies up to its eyes and gets her sleeping sand, she accidently drops the whole bag of sand in the monsters eyes. The thing finally drops, but Jessie has no more sand for the next two weeks. She finds her way to the girls room and before she enters she slips on her suit. Jessie is like a spider when she swaps a dollar for the two teeth. On her way out the suit wears off and the little girl spots her. She flies away and goes strait to Fairyville wondering why no one told her about the andhe suit wearing out. When she gets back she realizes that all the fairies hated her and didn't want her to become head fairy, and they set her up.

Friday, September 5 - Aliens in Egypt

Why wont they just leave us alone. A few years back these ugly tings came in here and built these buildings that are pointing to the sky for some reason. We didn't know why they did it, so we just decided to put our preserved pharos in them so they can rest peacefully. Now there back and are doing some weird thing with our almighty pharos. They said these words that I could not understand, and then the next thing I know I saw our old ruler king Aha waling out of his sand dune towards the creatures. King Aha's skin looked like the inside of a fish that was left out in the light for a long time. His eyes were sealed shut, but he was still finding his way to the monsters that lied in front of me. After kind Aha was standing next to them, more and more of our past kings were coming before them. king Djoser, Kahfra, Mankauru, all of our past leaders started to arise. The ones that came from the sand tombs looked just like King Aha. While the ones that were resting n the pyramids, took off all of their linen. It was difficult to tell who was who because all you could see was the bone structure. The creatures lead our kings to the top of the Great Pyramids of Giza. They were all lined up. One by one making their way up to the top. A long falsh of light came down from the heavens. The light was beautiful. It had a tint of blue with smaller lights shooting off of it. Our Kings were finally going to go rest with our Gods. One after the other shooting to the sky. Never to be seen again.
  

 



http://www.ancientegypt.co.uk/

Thursday, September 4th - Historical Accuracy

The Stock Market crashed four Octobers ago, and there are still millions of Americans unemployed including my self. During this time our president, Herbert Hoover, told us to just wait it out. How is the man in charge of this country going to tell all the people that lives are at risk to just wait. Many people blamed him. Many people also blamed the uneven distribution of money to keep the wealthy people wealthy, and the poor people poor. People also tried to blame the farmers for not producing enough crops. But it wasn't their fault that aliens stole all the water from our country, forcing the farmers to grow dust. Yes I said aliens. They want to take over our earth. What is the best way to do that? Kill the human race. Aliens came and dried out all the water from people, lakes, and even the ground. forcing Farmers to be unable to grow their presses vegetables. The Stock Market Crash, that was all them too. They just wiped everything out when no one could pay attention. Banks closed, people with no money, no insurance, that is what they want.
It will not happen though, because we elected President Franklin D. Roosevelt. With the new deal being put in place, Many people are being employed now. In three weeks even I will. I get to help construct the Empire State building. Its going to be the tallest building ever made yet. I'm kind of scared to go work up there because the roomer is that the aliens came back. Just the other day they saw a thing called a UFO above the construction site.
We just finished the Empire state building. That roomer about the UFO is real too. Just last week I was driving around in my brand new 1932 Bugatti and I saw it with my very own eyes. it was right there. I could have never believed it, but I did. I was so amazed I almost wrecked my new car.


1932 Bugatti




http://www.history.com/topics/1930s
http://anythingufo.blogspot.com/2013/03/ufo-sighting-above-empire-state.html

Wedsnday, September 3rd - Scifi News Article

How to Keep the Workout Going

There are multiple ways to keep from having a lame workout. Make sure you control your diet and eat food that is good for your body. Dr. Volpe recommends everyone to an apple or a piece of toast with peanut butter on it. Other doctors say to make sure you get plenty of sleep the night before a workout session.

If you don’t have the time to sleep or eat healthy, or if you just don’t feel like it, you can have a little micro-bot put in your system. When placed in the body, it will help your body feel perfect for working out. If you digest the micro-bot with a simple glass of water, the micro-bot will break off and expand little robotic systems that for around your muscles and makes them work hard but not too hard. It will also send a chip to your brain that will let you set a manual limit that you want your muscles to work. It will warn you when you reach this limit by shutting down your body movement until you have realized that you are done and ready to go home.

 

 

   

This lady is taking the micro-bot before she leaves to have the best work out of her life.

This coach has his football team drink the micro-bot to help the team receive full results.