August, 28 - Space, 2199

"Our solar system is collapsing!" Nora, Scientist, yelled. "With-in 24 hours everything we know and love is going to be gone!"

"You must be crazy," Hank, A vain self-centered Man," There is no way that our solar system will collapse, it is all tied together with gravity you nut!”

“You can think whatever you want. But I’ve been studying our solar system for more than ten years, and I can guaranty that our sun and all of our neighboring planets will be gone.”

“Whatever you…”

Millions of people scream and cry.

 

http://io9.com/5286253/mercury-to-blame-for-solar-systems-collapse-mars-earth-collision

 

Wednesday, August 27 -Animal Invention

Lets go make an invention that makes us like frogs. This new invention will let us turn on frog characteristics just with a few blinks of the eyes. Even though this new invention, Frog Me, will make you like a frog, it will work with your human senses so you still look and act like a person. We inject a substance into your skin and eyes. This way all you have to do to get frogy is just blink five times. After the blinks, you will pretty much be able to see almost all angles around you. Frog Me will form little dots on your hands and feet after blinking. This is so you can stick to almost anything. Long story short, you wont be able to drop anything. You could also climb up the side of walls when needed. Frogs surprisingly have amazing hearing. And since the frogs do, you do too. This invention will also make you have the beast hearing you could ever think of. Your legs will also gain incredible strength so you can jump far distances. Imagine jumping up to 20 times your height. Your strong legs will also let you swim like a pro. The only trait that you wont receive from Frog Me, is getting webbed feet.

http://www.kidzone.ws/lw/frogs/facts6.htm

Tuesday, August 26 - Concert

There's just so many people around. At least a few thousand. There's this awful smell that smells like back sweat and left over spaghetti sauce. Schoolboy Q comes out on the stage opening with man of year. The thousands of people that are here are so loud you can barley even here the music. All the screams and yelling giving you a headache. Everyone is all clumped together like the mud on the bottom of your cleats after practicing after a day of rain. Then on top of that, the putrid smell of back sweat and left over spaghetti sauce comes back. The people around me are jumping around and end up spilling their drinks on you. I try  to make your way out to the bathroom so you can clean myself up, but again with all the people there its almost impossible to get out. It's like one of those mazes with no end point that your 3rd grade teacher would give you for a good laugh. Then when I find the way out, the concert is already over. Getting out of the building probably took more then two hours to get out of. Then driving out the parking lot is also another mission impossible type thing. These people are stupid enough to still be yelling after the concert is already over. Then they have the audacity to speed up in front of me when there's only seven feet in front of you. Then they're have way in your lane and half way in the other lane. Like do they want to trash their car? When I finally get home, I tell myself that I will never do that again.


Song listened to = Studio, Schoolboy Q

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolboy_Q

Monday, August 5 - Literary Characer

If I could bring back any character from a book, movie, or comic book in to the real world, it would most likely be Spiderman. If he was actually with us, he would probably be helping calm the riots in St. Louise. But he wouldn't come in handy most of the time because he would have his face stuck in a smartphone. This would take his attention away from the radio that is connected to the police's. He would show up an hour late, and if he would have never saw the event on twitter, he probably wouldn't have ever shown up. Spiderman would probably also be wearing the new KD's that just came out too because he started to get a rip in his little slip on type thing that he wears on his feet. And since he just got those new shoes. He would want to go play basketball all day. So he wouldn't be that much help. So instead of Spiderman, I would probably choose Neo from the Matrix to be apart of the real word. Well scratch that too. If Neo were to come that means that weird guy that can clone himself whenever he wanted too. And if he would have came in our world too, we all would have to learn how to dodge bullets. So I guess I might as well pick someone that doesn't get in that much trouble, like Scooby Doo. With Scooby Doo here, he would probably bring Shagy with him too. That means we could all go to some kind of buffet and smash on all their food. So yeah, I would most likely choose Scooby Doo to come. Well never mind, after a while I would get too full to eat. So I guess I wouldn't choose anyone from a book, comic, or a movie to join us in the real world.





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Friday, Augest 22 - Wacky Words

The Rolling Stones loved to clean. Their favorite thing actually wasn't performing, it was vacuuming. Every last one of The Rolling Stones bought brand new vacuums. The name on the box was Super Vacuum, by Mr. Vacuum Incorporation. The Rolling Stones brought their vacuums everywhere they went. When they were on tour and stayed in hotels, they brought their vacuums. When The Rolling Stones Went out to eat, they brought their vacuums. They even brought their vacuums on stage with them once. The Rolling Stones loved their vacuums so much they even wrote a song about them, The Vacuum of a Rolling Stone. When they were recording this song, they thought vacuums were lame. So the Rolling Stones decided to use a dusters now. They had also bought the brand new Duster 3k. The Rolling stones did everything they did with the dusters that they did with their vacuums. They brought it to hotels, concerts, and restaurants. Then they decided to make a song, The Duster of a Rollin Stone, just like they did the vacuum. But while they were recording they noticed that cleaning was lame in general. So they just decided to make a song called Rolling Stones. A you can see the Rolling Stones were really arrogant.

 

 

 http://www.rollingstones.com/

 

http://inventors.about.com/od/uvstartinventions/a/Vacuum-Cleaners.htm

 

 

 

 

 



Thursday, August 21 - Mystery lady

This lady is a mystery

All she does is sit in rocking chair

Rocking back and forth with her cat named hickory

She sits with a great posture while her eyes are in an endless stair

 

Even though she looks forward she sees all around

People rush by when they come through this part of town

It's obvious she hasn't cut her nails in a while

Because all she does is sit there and smile.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Lisa - Another mystery painting

 

 

 

 



Tuesday, August 19 - Scariest Place

The scariest place that Gorden has ever been to was a cabin in the woods. About two years ago, Gorden and his friend Jamie were hunting in some deep woods. When they were wondering looking for an elk to shoot, they came across an abandoned cabin. The cabin had trees protecting the roof and vines taking over half the side of the building. When they walked up closer, Jamie noticed that the door was unlocked. They crept through the door. The door screeched louder than shocked breaks on a car that was 50 years old. When they were fully in the cabin, they noticed an awful  sent of something the smelled like rode kill and left over collard greens. Despite the smell, they advanced further into the cabin. Gordan saw a book shelf and walked on a path he found through all the mud and gunk that lived on the floor. All of the books on the shelf were about demands and witches. BANG! the door slammed shut.  They started to hear laughs and giggles in a room in the back of the cabin. Gorden and Jamie broke a window and climbed out of the cabin. When they were out, they ran and didn't stop until they arrived at there car.