Wednesday, August 20 - Alter Ego

Mario isn't the type of person that you would expect. Behind his jolly adventures mask, is a man full of greed. Mario is actually really greedy. The only reason why he goes out on all those deadly missions is to collect all those coins and keep them for himself. Not to long ago I saw Mario driving a brand new sports car and wearing thousands of dollars worth of clothes. There is only one explanation for this. Him and Luigi teamed up to make a scam, telling people, like Yoshi and Princes Peach, that they got to keep all the coins they collect while going out in lethal missions. When they all would come back to their secret base, Mario would tell everyone that he needed to count all the coins to see the total. Instead of counting, they were running. After all those missions, none of the characters that you see in these games ended up with any money. This is why Mario was driving around in sports cars and wearing expensive clothes. He even has a huge mansion. If you were to go on Google maps and look up his house, it would pull up the biggest and most expensive house you would ever see. So if it's up to me, no one should ever play a game with Mario in it again. He would most likely be getting even more money out of it.